Dwarf Hire

15 GPB
Quick overview
  • The services of our girl dwarf for up to 2hrs
  • A choice of fancy dress scenarios
  • Wanda must be taken along with another activity (e.g. pub crawl)
  • Lovely guide assistance
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What better way to liven up your night out in Krakow that with a ‘little’ help from us. Standing at 135cm tall, Wanda will attach herself to your stag ensuring he’s never ‘short’ of company – everywhere he goes, she goes. Wanda can dress as either a Policewoman or Smurf, and is also known to be one of the best dancers in Krakow! This activity works best on the pub crawl, although it can be incorporated into other activities too.

Please note: Wanda needs to be combined with another activity.

Dwarf Hire – What a smart Krakow stag should know:

  • A weird but still funny pub/bar stag party game involving participation of people of very small stature is dwarf-tossing or midget-tossing. This is a “sport” in which dwarves wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costumes are thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls. Participants compete to throw the dwarf the farthest. A related activity was dwarf-bowling where the little person was placed on a skateboard and used as a bowling ball.
  • Famous dwarf names include e.g: Peter Dinklage (recently famous for his Tyrion Lannister in the HBO “Game of Thrones”), Verne Troyer (who recently acted in casino’s advert starring also Dan Bilzerian), or Michael J.Anderson. Well, you don’t get to hire them for your stag night in Krakow, but we can assure our Wanda is probably as talented as the famous characters
  • It takes great courage and self-confidence to act as “attraction” for the “dwarf” who is handcuffed to the stag and at whom the other people laugh. You first need to be able to learn to laugh at yourself, which given this kind of disorder is not easy. So have fun, enjoy our dwarf girl’s company, but do treat her right and with respect.

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How to a Book

We don’t mean to brag, but we probably have the market’s friendliest booking conditions:

  1. Plan your perfect stag or hen weekend in Krakow- choose from over 70 stag and hen activities or packages to build your enquiry. Give us a call or contact us by email with your enquiry – once you’re ready to confirm all you’ll need to do to secure your weekend is to pay an initial deposit, which is a…
  2. Low deposit - only 50 GBP to secure your booking for the whole group
  3. Final payment = freedom of choice
    You can either only pay the final deposit of 20 GBP/pp and the rest on the spot when you safely arrive in Krakow and are met by our Rep, or you can pay the full amount upfront to our Revolut or Transferwise or Paypal business account - just let us know which option suits your needs better. In either case the final deposit or down payment, as well as the final numbers are required as late as 14 days before for activity only bookings, or 28 days before for accommodation bookings
  4. Late final numbers = you have plenty of time to organise your group and collect the money from the participants
    Final numbers are required as late as 14 days before for activity only bookings, or 28 days before for accommodation bookings
  5. Cancellations or no show ups on arrival ? Worry not !
    Simply the amount of deposit paid is the only cost of cancellation. And if you have paid in full before arrival, and some members dropped out at the last minute you can either use their services in full, or let us know till your arrival and we will cancel their services and offer you a prepaid drink voucher of even amount to one of the coolest bars in Krakow. In either way no money is forfeit !

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