As per tradition a strip artist is somewhere on the to do list and it usually involves a strip club visit in which the Stag Party group hope to shame and utterly humiliate the unfortunate at the altar boy. However, recent surveys show that the strip club environment is waning in popularity to more personalised activities that feature combined activities. Dedicated event companies offer a wide selection of stripper plus activities which avoids the often over zealous scantily clad waitresses and hosts who continually urge you to purchase overpriced bubbly wine under the label of champagne. These more ideal settings generate a more relaxed atmosphere and the inevitable boozy celebrations are in crescendo without the fear of checking your bank account balance the next morning after an uncomfortable, to say the least, gentleman’s club escapade.
The very best options of capturing the Stag on Candid Camera intended for posterity reasons comes via the superb strip club alternatives of:
Party Bus + Hitchhiker Prank – a warm welcome at the airport you are then escorted by the friendly Guide to the Party Bus. On the way into the city centre the Guide asks if you can pick up a hitchhiker who then astonishingly becomes a super sexy stripper paying a lot of attention to the Stag. Other candid moments can be created with the Beauty & The Beast show where the sexy stripper handcuffs and blindfolds the Stag then allows Big Bertha Roly Poly to take over. The look on the Stag’s face when he realises something is different and total shock when the blindfold is removed is a brilliant candid camera moment.
Strip Show in Accommodation – This is perfect for full on candid camera hilarity, a strip artist posing as a sexy housemaid or angry manageress wakes up the Stag early in the morning after a razzmatazz night out, while groggy in his bewildered-hungover state the housemaid or manageress bursts into her act and starts removing her clothing meanwhile the Stag Party members are waiting outside but ready to burst into the room to catch the candid camera moment and enjoy the strip show, naturally. Big Bertha Roly Poly is also good for extra laughs and shock tactics for the Stag.
Steak & Tits Dinner – This splendid activity gives a new meaning to sirloin if you name the Stag as Sir Loin because after a hearty beefsteak dinner you are privy to an exclusive hot and steamy strip show which will stir his loins to become a lion or a lamb chop. The world is always a better place when you have eaten and the Stag is lined up for his candid camera moment. To get the best results don’t tell the Stag about the tits part.
Oil Wrestling & Vodka Tasting – This is an outrageous event with 2 fighter strippers grappling in oil for 3 rounds of smack down with the added surprise of the Stag being pulled into the ring in the 3rd round to take them on. Under the pretence that it is a vodka tasting plus snacks event the fighter strippers appear to set the scene and eventually drag the Stag in with them. This activity is a great favourite with the entire group as Stag humiliation is not the only interesting part of the show. It is advisable to have a reserve set of clothes for the Stag too.
Strip River Boat Cruise – A party on the river, the Vistula River is not only refreshing as there is a danger of dangling the Stag of the prow as a Titanic tribute but keep your life jackets on when the stripper mesmerises all aboard with a special River Dance, she will make the Stag float. Some Stag groups like to use the river cruise as the Stag Party court to mete out punishments on the group’s transgressors. Float your boat with music, lights and plenty of ale.
Strip Catamaran Cruise – This is a perfect solution for small Stag groups to enjoy the thrill of the river boat cruise on a smaller scale with an up-close-intimate strip artist to catch the ever candid camera moments afloat.
Attack Dog Chase – Trained attack dogs under strict guidance by the handlers display their talents on neutralising suspects, dangerous criminals and the Stag. Yes, the Stag is dressed up in a protective padded suit then made to run in an open field. The dogs are released and chase him down for real. It is a spectacular event as the group laughs the Stag screams in fear of his life but only for a moment as he denies that he was scared but the candid camera video is eagerly shared over the media platforms. Guys, the tears are real.
There are plenty of other activities that could include an extra surprise such as a strip show during the AK47 Shooting or White Water Rafting. The trend to combine strip shows in non-strip club environments is on the rise and preferred by many Stag Party organisers who say it is more imaginative and fun even though the Stag may not think so at times.
The above are all activities that are booked or reserved through an agency or company specialising in Stag Do Weekends which is by far the better option especially when going abroad, everything is arranged and secure. The in group shame and humiliation for the Stag is another avenue to follow up on. The classic stunts involve gaffer tape, lampposts, road signs, pub chairs, cooking oil, vegetables, eggs, shampoo and so on. It is spiteful to use duct tape as the adhesive remains on the skin when pulled off while gaffer tape adhesive does not, however, both rip out body hair by the follicle though. One last piece of advice, make sure there is enough time for the indelible ink cock & balls drawn on the intoxicated Stag’s face to fade away before the big day.
